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Because having all the time in the world doesn't help when you can't remember what day it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your reading nook, home library, office, or wherever your calendar reminders regularly fail you. Gift it to a science fiction enthusiast, a time-travel fan, or that friend who is somehow late to everything despite leaving early.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eYesterday's Tomorrow\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? Colliding centuries, prehistoric detours, and one professor who can't arrive on time even with a time machine? Absolutely. 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Center court.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBen had saved for months to buy the perfect courtside ticket. He wanted a great view, a bucket of popcorn, and maybe a chance to appear on the arena's big screen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe did not want to play basketball.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut after one spectacular misunderstanding involving a missing player, a misplaced jersey, and an extremely enthusiastic coach, Ben finds himself standing at center court, surrounded by professional athletes who seem alarmingly confident that he belongs there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe crowd is roaring. The cameras are rolling. And Ben is desperately trying to remember whether he's supposed to dribble before or after running.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the gloriously ridiculous fictional book cover \u003cem\u003eGot Hustle?\u003c\/em\u003e by Ben Chwarmer, this wall tapestry transforms an ordinary night at a basketball game into the ultimate underdog sports drama. 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Somebody call a timeout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352587366623,"sku":"18111701512830737756","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/7870229472232547378_2048.jpg?v=1793409278"},{"product_id":"divine-importance-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"Divine Importance 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImmortality was never meant to be spent in line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor thousands of years, the gods had ruled the heavens, commanded the elements, and shaped the destinies of mortals with a flick of their wrists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen someone introduced an appointment system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow, mighty warriors and ancient deities stand in an endless line outside the celestial administration office, waiting to have their divine requests processed. 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Because defeating the final boss is easy compared with reaching a live representative.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your gaming room, home office, or reading nook. Gift it to a gamer, science fiction enthusiast, or anyone who has ever shouted “REPRESENTATIVE!” into an automated phone system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eYour Quest Is Important to Us\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? A desperate hero, an indifferent mechanical overlord, and an endless queue of unresolved support tickets? Absolutely. 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Because the world's most dangerous secret agent is the one who tells everybody everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your home office, reading nook, or entertainment room. Gift it to a spy-thriller enthusiast, a workplace gossip, or that friend who begins every conversation by promising not to tell anyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eLicensed to Overshare\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? International espionage, classified intelligence, and one agent who treats national security like a group chat? Absolutely. 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Her vacation was nonrefundable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStella had spent eleven months planning the perfect getaway. Ocean views. Tropical drinks. Absolutely no responsibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen the alien invasion began.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpaceships filled the sky. Explosions rocked the coastline. Somewhere, a frantic emergency broadcast announced that humanity's survival depended on immediate action.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStella checked her phone, took another sip of her cocktail, and declined the call.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe had already paid for seven nights, the resort had a strict cancellation policy, and the universe was going to have to figure this one out without her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the gloriously unbothered fictional book cover \u003cem\u003eNot Today\u003c\/em\u003e by Stella Overdue, this wall tapestry transforms an apocalyptic science fiction disaster into the ultimate vacation-boundary statement. Because saving civilization is important, but so is getting your money's worth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your home office, reading nook, or favorite relaxation spot. Gift it to a science fiction enthusiast, a devoted vacation planner, or that friend who has perfected the art of being unavailable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eNot Today\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? An alien invasion, a galaxy in flames, and one woman determined to finish her vacation? Absolutely. 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Because even a werewolf has limits, especially when someone mentions a conditioning treatment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your reading nook, home library, salon, or barbershop. Gift it to a horror enthusiast, a hairstylist, or that friend who treats every haircut like a life-altering event.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eBeastly Split Ends\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? A fearsome werewolf, a fearless stylist, and one haircut that could bring a monster to his knees? Absolutely. 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Nobody knows how to leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt began with an innocent invitation. A few friends. A simple conversation. Nothing to worry about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen someone added twenty-seven people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe notifications never stopped. Messages arrived at three in the morning. Someone kept replying to conversations from six months ago. And every attempt to leave the group resulted in an immediate, horrifying invitation to rejoin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow six desperate survivors are trapped in a digital nightmare, their phone batteries dwindling as the unread messages climb into the thousands. Nobody remembers who started the conversation. Nobody knows who keeps adding people. And someone has just typed, “Quick question for everyone.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the hilariously sinister fictional book cover \u003cem\u003eDeath By Group Chat\u003c\/em\u003e by R. U. 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Because even beneath the waves, someone always eats the last prawn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your reading nook, home library, kitchen, or dining room. Gift it to a fantasy enthusiast, a seafood lover, or that friend who considers taking the last appetizer an unforgivable offense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eThe Last Prawn of Atlantis\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? A furious mermaid queen, an empty royal platter, and an octopus whose eight arms make him the prime suspect? Absolutely. 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Because even fire-breathing monsters should know better than to leave a mess.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your reading nook, home library, or game room. Gift it to a fantasy enthusiast, a dragon lover, or that friend who takes cleaning seriously enough to confront a mythical beast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eDragon Fire\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? A ruined kingdom, an unapologetic dragon, and one very determined woman collecting damages? Absolutely. 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Tax deadlines aren't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352734331103,"sku":"20866227777116501628","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/9642968003770825737_2048.jpg?v=1793410051"},{"product_id":"galactic-homeowners-association-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"Galactic Homeowners Association 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo lawn violations here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn a galaxy far, far too concerned with property values, one organization rules with an iron fist and a very detailed list of community guidelines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCaptain R. 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Gift it to a science fiction enthusiast, a frustrated homeowner, or that friend who once received a formal warning about the height of their grass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eGalactic Homeowners Association\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? An armada of warships, a planet full of rebellious homeowners, and a galactic commander determined to enforce the landscaping bylaws? Absolutely. Resistance is a code violation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352734593247,"sku":"13763818543055209329","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/15860608074268712733_2048.jpg?v=1793410053"},{"product_id":"a-crumb-of-suspicion-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"A Crumb of Suspicion 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone had a motive. 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Gift it to a cozy mystery enthusiast, a dinner-party host, or that friend who always knows exactly where the last slice of cake went.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eA Crumb of Suspicion\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? A roomful of suspects, a missing dessert, and a detective determined to uncover the truth before the coffee gets cold? Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352734724319,"sku":"22635426162117554848","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/6383037120874884673_2048.jpg?v=1793410056"},{"product_id":"captain-untangle-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"Captain Untangle 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSaving humanity. 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It's the ability to find the loose end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your reading nook, home office, gaming room, or wherever your charging cables go to become hopelessly intertwined. Gift it to a superhero fan, a tech enthusiast, or that one person everyone calls when the Christmas lights become a tangled disaster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eCaptain Untangle\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? A city in peril, a hero with nerves of steel, and one headphone cord that refuses to cooperate? Absolutely. The world needs him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352734855391,"sku":"17236949740109498856","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/9048992719753973190_2048.jpg?v=1793410059"},{"product_id":"love-at-first-shipwreck-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"Love at First Shipwreck 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnsinkable love. 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Gift it to a historical romance enthusiast, a fan of dramatic disaster movies, or that friend who falls in love so quickly they forget everything happening around them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eLove at First Shipwreck\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? A moonlit romance, a sinking ship, and two lovers who apparently missed the lifeboat announcement? 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Take us to your peas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352739311839,"sku":"17341118840597180883","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/9832024171259283241_2048.jpg?v=1793410124"},{"product_id":"the-subtle-art-of-doing-absolutely-nothing-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"The Subtle Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnlock your potential. 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No dipping sauce to bind them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor centuries, kingdoms have fought over the legendary Golden Ring, an artifact of unimaginable power, forged in the fires of an ancient fryer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow, as darkness spreads across the land, a fellowship of unlikely heroes must carry the sacred snack to its final destiny. The journey is treacherous. The armies are gathering. And the wizard keeps insisting they should have ordered extra ranch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the gloriously ridiculous fictional book cover \u003cem\u003eThe Golden Ring of Grease\u003c\/em\u003e by J. R. R. Toastkin, this wall tapestry transforms an epic fantasy quest into a battle for the world's most important onion ring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your reading nook, home library, or game room. Gift it to a fantasy enthusiast, a devoted onion ring connoisseur, or that friend who can recite an entire trilogy but still can't decide what to order for dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eThe Golden Ring of Grease\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? An ancient prophecy, a fellowship of hungry heroes, and one crispy ring to rule them all? Absolutely. But we're going to need more dipping sauce.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352756220127,"sku":"19118958307366629864","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/14959677051621307928_2048.jpg?v=1793410351"},{"product_id":"till-dust-do-us-part-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"Till Dust Do Us Part 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe swept her off her feet. Then cleaned under the sofa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe'd kissed enough frogs. Endured enough disappointing dates. And finally, she'd found someone who listened, never complained, and actually knew how to clean a baseboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTheir love was unconventional. Their wedding was unforgettable. And the officiant had several questions, beginning with whether the groom required an electrical outlet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the wonderfully absurd fictional book cover \u003cem\u003eTill Dust Do Us Part\u003c\/em\u003e by Dusty McBride, this wall tapestry celebrates a love story built on devotion, domestic bliss, and remarkably powerful suction. Because sometimes Prince Charming comes with attachments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your laundry room, reading nook, or home library. Gift it to a romance reader, a cleaning enthusiast, or that friend whose standards for a partner include excellent housekeeping skills.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eTill Dust Do Us Part\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? A blushing bride, a devoted vacuum cleaner, and a marriage destined to collect absolutely no dust? We'd read every chapter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352756711647,"sku":"15685108105970606992","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/11400524206434911093_2048.jpg?v=1793410356"},{"product_id":"the-christmas-ham-of-destiny-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"The Christmas Ham of Destiny 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne kingdom. One prophecy. Extra glaze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor a thousand years, the ancient prophecy foretold the arrival of a hero who would unite the kingdoms and restore peace to the realm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody expected the hero to be a ham.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow, with dragons circling overhead, wizards raising their staffs, and armies gathering beneath the mountains, the fate of civilization rests upon one magnificently glazed Christmas dinner. The chosen one has arrived. Somebody fetch the carving knife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the gloriously ridiculous fictional book cover \u003cem\u003eThe Christmas Ham of Destiny\u003c\/em\u003e by Sir Loin of Porkshire, this wall tapestry transforms a holiday centerpiece into the stuff of epic fantasy legend. Because sometimes destiny doesn't arrive on horseback. Sometimes it comes with pineapple rings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your dining room, reading nook, or home library. Gift it to a fantasy enthusiast, a holiday feast fanatic, or the family member who treats Christmas dinner like a sacred quest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eThe Christmas Ham of Destiny\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? Dragons, ancient prophecies, and a legendary ham with the power to unite kingdoms? Absolutely. Pass the glaze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352764149983,"sku":"15375924528938085819","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/18164192648803795987_2048.jpg?v=1793410455"},{"product_id":"the-ex-wife-who-ruins-christmas-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"The Ex-Wife Who Ruins Christmas 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe got the house, the elves and the North Pole...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe divorce was supposed to be amicable. Then she hired the elves, changed the locks on the workshop, and informed Santa that the North Pole was now under new management.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe thought dividing the Christmas decorations would be difficult. He hadn't anticipated losing an entire holiday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the deliciously dramatic fictional book cover \u003cem\u003eThe Ex-Wife Who Ruins Christmas\u003c\/em\u003e by Holly Matrimony, this wall tapestry brings a little holiday scandal to your walls. With a commanding heroine, a sweeping red gown, and enough icy resentment to freeze the North Pole, it's the Christmas divorce saga nobody saw coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your reading nook, home library, or holiday display. Gift it to a romance reader, a fan of outrageous holiday dramas, or that friend who appreciates a woman who knows exactly what she wants in a settlement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eThe Ex-Wife Who Ruins Christmas\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? She got the house, the elves, and the North Pole. Frankly, we need to hear her side of the story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352764346591,"sku":"18027789684861308257","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/15232846332163296445_2048.jpg?v=1793410460"},{"product_id":"the-secret-life-of-garys-left-sock-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"The Secret Life of Gary's Left Sock 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne sock. One destiny. No matching pairs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor years, Gary believed his missing socks had simply vanished in the laundry. He never suspected that one of them had been chosen to fulfill an ancient prophecy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow, beyond the washing machine lies a world of warring kingdoms, mysterious portals, and a legendary striped sock destined to decide the fate of them all. The journey will be perilous. The odds are impossible. And somewhere, Gary is still looking under the bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the gloriously ridiculous fictional book cover \u003cem\u003eThe Secret Life of Gary's Left Sock\u003c\/em\u003e by Sir Lintalot, this wall tapestry transforms one of life's greatest domestic mysteries into a fantasy adventure of absurd proportions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your laundry room, reading nook, or home library. Gift it to a fantasy enthusiast, a chronically mismatched sock wearer, or anyone who suspects their washing machine is hiding something.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eThe Secret Life of Gary's Left Sock\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? An ancient prophecy, a missing sock, and the fate of an entire kingdom hanging by a thread? Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352764510431,"sku":"14507472432537254270","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/12969701231096199846_2048.jpg?v=1793410462"},{"product_id":"the-count-of-monte-crisco-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"The Count of Monte Crisco 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe waited three hundred years for revenge and lunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor three centuries, the Count has plotted his revenge. Empires have risen and fallen. Enemies have come and gone. But one hunger has remained unsatisfied.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow, beneath a full moon, with a glass of red wine in one hand and a suspiciously cheesy sandwich in the other, he's finally ready to settle the score. Assuming nobody interrupts his lunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the gloriously absurd fictional book cover \u003cem\u003eThe Count of Monte Crisco\u003c\/em\u003e by Brie Stoker, this wall tapestry combines gothic romance, centuries-old grudges, and the kind of sandwich worth waiting an eternity for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your reading nook, home library, or dining area. Gift it to a fan of dramatic historical fiction, vampire stories, or grilled cheese sandwiches. It's an excellent conversation starter for anyone who appreciates literature with a side of melted cheese.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eThe Count of Monte Crisco\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? Sadly, no. Should it be? Three hundred years of revenge, one perfectly toasted sandwich, and a Count with questionable priorities? Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352764739807,"sku":"13503201069765863542","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/12629216858733733894_2048.jpg?v=1793410468"},{"product_id":"twinning-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"Twinning 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne knows who's naughty. 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It's also a wonderfully ridiculous gift for twins, Christmas movie enthusiasts, and anyone who knows that family gatherings can get a little competitive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eTwinning\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? Two Santas enter. Only one gets the cookies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352771162335,"sku":"21077382662794869227","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/13804532442084064822_2048.jpg?v=1793410545"},{"product_id":"the-duke-who-stole-christmas-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"The Duke Who Stole Christmas 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe stole her heart. Then he stole the decorations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the duke who apparently mistook Christmas for a hostile takeover. There's a burning castle, a suspiciously oversized candy cane, and enough romantic tension to melt the North Pole.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the gloriously dramatic fictional book cover \u003cem\u003eThe Duke Who Stole Christmas\u003c\/em\u003e by Lady Holly Everafter, this wall tapestry brings a little questionable literary taste to your home decor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your reading nook, home library, or bedroom. Give it to the friend whose bookshelf is suspiciously full of shirtless dukes. Or make it the centerpiece of your holiday decorating and wait for someone to ask whether the book is real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eThe Duke Who Stole Christmas\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? Sadly, no. Should it be? With a shirtless duke, a burning castle, and a stolen Christmas? Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352771326175,"sku":"28652718209705311903","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/8720887782074789739_2048.jpg?v=1793410555"},{"product_id":"the-last-fruitcake-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"The Last Fruitcake 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHumanity survived the apocalypse. 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It also makes a wonderfully unexpected gift for science fiction fans, holiday skeptics, and anyone who has ever received a fruitcake they didn't ask for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eThe Last Fruitcake\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? Humanity deserves to know how this disaster ends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352771555551,"sku":"28242111828186752476","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/6851934802476618705_2048.jpg?v=1793410552"},{"product_id":"married-to-a-christmas-tree-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"Married To A Christmas Tree 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 3 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe was tall. He was handsome. He shed everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome women dream of marrying a prince. Others fall for a mysterious stranger. She fell for a Christmas tree. And judging by the way he's looking at her, the feeling might be mutual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the outrageously romantic fictional book cover \u003cem\u003eMarried To A Christmas Tree\u003c\/em\u003e by Fern Evergreen, this wall tapestry celebrates a love story with deep roots, questionable judgment, and an alarming number of ornaments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your reading nook, home library, or holiday display. Gift it to your romance-loving friend who insists there's someone out there for everyone. Or display it proudly and let your guests wonder what they've been missing in the holiday romance section.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eMarried To A Christmas Tree\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? Sadly, no. Should it be? A handsome evergreen, an unlikely bride, and a relationship that's bound to get a little prickly? Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352771752159,"sku":"15246372783244780762","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/17411826123446082934_2048.jpg?v=1793410555"},{"product_id":"fifty-shades-of-beige-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"Fifty Shades of Beige 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe wanted passion. He wanted eggshell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe dreamed of a whirlwind romance. He dreamed of finding the perfect shade of off-white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTheir relationship had everything: longing glances, unspoken desires, and a heated disagreement over whether ivory was too adventurous. When she asked him to spice things up, he brought home a new set of paint swatches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the hilariously understated fictional book cover \u003cem\u003eFifty Shades of Beige\u003c\/em\u003e by Ecru McNeutral, this wall tapestry celebrates a love story so restrained that even the scandal comes in neutral tones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your bedroom, reading nook, or living room, especially if your decorating philosophy involves seventeen nearly identical shades of cream. 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