{"product_id":"divine-importance-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"Divine Importance 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImmortality was never meant to be spent in line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor thousands of years, the gods had ruled the heavens, commanded the elements, and shaped the destinies of mortals with a flick of their wrists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen someone introduced an appointment system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow, mighty warriors and ancient deities stand in an endless line outside the celestial administration office, waiting to have their divine requests processed. Thunderbolts require permits. Miracles need prior authorization. And apparently, even the king of the gods must take a number.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen one furious immortal demands to speak to whoever is in charge, the goddess behind the counter calmly informs him that complaints must be submitted in triplicate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the gloriously ridiculous fictional book cover \u003cem\u003eDivine Importance\u003c\/em\u003e by Hera N. Trouble, this wall tapestry transforms the majesty of ancient mythology into a bureaucratic ordeal of Olympian proportions. Because even unlimited divine power is useless when the office closes at four.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your home office, reading nook, or workplace. Gift it to a mythology enthusiast, a fantasy reader, or that friend who has spent half their life waiting for someone to approve a form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eDivine Importance\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? Furious gods, endless paperwork, and an immortal bureaucracy that makes the underworld look efficient? Absolutely. Please take a number.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352587661535,"sku":"19905596200171315941","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/7441501288927701288_2048.jpg?v=1793409283","url":"https:\/\/www.jaybied.com\/products\/divine-importance-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","provider":"Jaybie D.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}