{"product_id":"final-frontier-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"Final Frontier 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGiant leaps. Endless paperwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAfter centuries of scientific discovery, humanity had finally reached the stars.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe astronauts had traveled millions of miles, survived dangerous cosmic storms, and landed on a breathtaking alien planet unlike anything they'd ever imagined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen they encountered customs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBefore anyone could explore the magnificent landscape, a tiny extraterrestrial official presented the crew with a towering stack of documents. Landing permits. Planetary entry declarations. Environmental impact assessments. And a seventeen-page waiver acknowledging that alien wildlife might consider them lunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe captain demanded to speak with someone in charge. The official pointed to a sign reading, “Please allow six to eight galactic business cycles for processing.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the gloriously bureaucratic fictional book cover \u003cem\u003eFinal Frontier\u003c\/em\u003e by Terms N. Conditions, this wall tapestry transforms humanity's greatest space exploration achievement into an administrative nightmare. Because apparently, even the universe has terms and conditions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your home office, reading nook, or gaming room. Gift it to a science fiction enthusiast, a space exploration fan, or that friend who has never encountered a form they didn't immediately regret opening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eFinal Frontier\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? A spectacular alien world, a crew of exhausted astronauts, and enough paperwork to fill a black hole? Absolutely. Please initial every page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352498434271,"sku":"15298781989534325019","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/2303560790178590771_2048.jpg?v=1793408923","url":"https:\/\/www.jaybied.com\/products\/final-frontier-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","provider":"Jaybie D.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}