{"product_id":"first-contact-last-nerve-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"First Contact, Last Nerve 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBillions of lives. Twelve galaxies. Could have been an email.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRepresentatives from twelve galaxies had traveled across the universe for the most important diplomatic summit in recorded history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe agenda was ambitious. The stakes were astronomical. The meeting was scheduled for forty-five minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSix hours later, the delegates were still debating the wording of the opening statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne species demanded a formal vote. Another insisted on creating a subcommittee. A third had been trying to share its screen since the meeting began. And somewhere in the back, an exhausted ambassador was quietly wondering whether the destruction of civilization might actually be preferable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the gloriously ridiculous fictional book cover \u003cem\u003eFirst Contact, Last Nerve\u003c\/em\u003e by Zorp Q. Diplomatic, this wall tapestry transforms an epic science fiction encounter into the most painfully familiar workplace experience in the universe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your home office, meeting room, reading nook, or wherever unnecessary meetings go to multiply. Gift it to a science fiction enthusiast, a corporate professional, or that coworker who has survived enough meetings to qualify for intergalactic hazard pay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eFirst Contact, Last Nerve\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? Twelve galaxies, billions of lives, and an interstellar conference that could have been handled in three sentences? Absolutely. Please see attached.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352696877279,"sku":"18233825328537462464","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/18256398942548408149_2048.jpg?v=1793409792","url":"https:\/\/www.jaybied.com\/products\/first-contact-last-nerve-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","provider":"Jaybie D.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}