{"product_id":"not-today-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"Not Today 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe galaxy was burning. Her vacation was nonrefundable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStella had spent eleven months planning the perfect getaway. Ocean views. Tropical drinks. Absolutely no responsibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen the alien invasion began.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpaceships filled the sky. Explosions rocked the coastline. Somewhere, a frantic emergency broadcast announced that humanity's survival depended on immediate action.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStella checked her phone, took another sip of her cocktail, and declined the call.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe had already paid for seven nights, the resort had a strict cancellation policy, and the universe was going to have to figure this one out without her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the gloriously unbothered fictional book cover \u003cem\u003eNot Today\u003c\/em\u003e by Stella Overdue, this wall tapestry transforms an apocalyptic science fiction disaster into the ultimate vacation-boundary statement. Because saving civilization is important, but so is getting your money's worth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your home office, reading nook, or favorite relaxation spot. Gift it to a science fiction enthusiast, a devoted vacation planner, or that friend who has perfected the art of being unavailable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eNot Today\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? An alien invasion, a galaxy in flames, and one woman determined to finish her vacation? Absolutely. Please contact her after checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352621019359,"sku":"22370826992742474024","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/8425113804184369350_2048.jpg?v=1793409563","url":"https:\/\/www.jaybied.com\/products\/not-today-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","provider":"Jaybie D.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}