{"product_id":"the-christmas-ham-of-destiny-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"The Christmas Ham of Destiny 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne kingdom. One prophecy. Extra glaze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor a thousand years, the ancient prophecy foretold the arrival of a hero who would unite the kingdoms and restore peace to the realm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody expected the hero to be a ham.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow, with dragons circling overhead, wizards raising their staffs, and armies gathering beneath the mountains, the fate of civilization rests upon one magnificently glazed Christmas dinner. The chosen one has arrived. Somebody fetch the carving knife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the gloriously ridiculous fictional book cover \u003cem\u003eThe Christmas Ham of Destiny\u003c\/em\u003e by Sir Loin of Porkshire, this wall tapestry transforms a holiday centerpiece into the stuff of epic fantasy legend. Because sometimes destiny doesn't arrive on horseback. Sometimes it comes with pineapple rings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your dining room, reading nook, or home library. Gift it to a fantasy enthusiast, a holiday feast fanatic, or the family member who treats Christmas dinner like a sacred quest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eThe Christmas Ham of Destiny\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? Dragons, ancient prophecies, and a legendary ham with the power to unite kingdoms? Absolutely. Pass the glaze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352764149983,"sku":"15375924528938085819","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/18164192648803795987_2048.jpg?v=1793410455","url":"https:\/\/www.jaybied.com\/products\/the-christmas-ham-of-destiny-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","provider":"Jaybie D.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}