{"product_id":"vampire-accountant-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"Vampire Accountant 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe craved her blood. She needed tax help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe had spent centuries mastering the dark arts, avoiding sunlight, and accumulating a fortune that nobody had ever thought to report to the authorities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe had one week until the tax deadline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTheir attraction was undeniable. His secrets were ancient. And her shoebox full of receipts threatened to unravel everything. When she asked whether he could help with her deductions, he realized he'd finally met a woman who could truly drain him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the deliciously absurd fictional book cover \u003cem\u003eVampire Accountant\u003c\/em\u003e by Bella Deduction, this wall tapestry brings gothic romance and financial desperation together in a love story where the stakes are high and the deductions are highly questionable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your reading nook, home office, or accounting department. Gift it to a paranormal romance enthusiast, an accountant with a wicked sense of humor, or that friend who considers tax season a supernatural horror story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eVampire Accountant\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? An immortal heartthrob, a mountain of receipts, and a romance that could survive anything except an IRS audit? Absolutely. Love is eternal. Tax deadlines aren't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352734331103,"sku":"20866227777116501628","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/9642968003770825737_2048.jpg?v=1793410051","url":"https:\/\/www.jaybied.com\/products\/vampire-accountant-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","provider":"Jaybie D.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}