{"product_id":"we-come-in-peas-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","title":"We Come in Peas 26\" x 36\" Wall Tapestry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey traveled forty light-years. They misunderstood the menu.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor generations, humanity has wondered whether we're alone in the universe. What would extraterrestrial visitors want? Would they come bearing advanced technology, warnings of impending doom, or the secrets of interstellar travel?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApparently, they brought vegetables.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAfter crossing forty light-years of space, three determined aliens arrive on Earth with what they believe is the ultimate offering of intergalactic goodwill: an enormous bucket of peas. Unfortunately, their translation software has confused a peaceful greeting with a side dish, and first contact is about to become a diplomatic disaster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the delightfully absurd fictional book cover \u003cem\u003eWe Come in Peas\u003c\/em\u003e by E. T. Sprout, this wall tapestry transforms humanity's greatest science fiction mystery into a spectacular misunderstanding involving extraterrestrials, a flying saucer, and an unreasonable quantity of green vegetables.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your reading nook, home library, kitchen, or game room. Gift it to a science fiction enthusiast, an alien conspiracy theorist, or that friend who has been refusing to eat their peas since childhood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eWe Come in Peas\u003c\/em\u003e a real book? No. Should it be? Forty light-years, three confused aliens, and humanity's first interplanetary vegetable exchange? Absolutely. Take us to your peas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerously sized 26\" × 36\" wall tapestry for statement-making displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-drying material designed to retain its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwine hanging cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponge clean only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26'' × 36''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26'' × 36''","offer_id":68352739311839,"sku":"17341118840597180883","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/0278\/0639\/files\/9832024171259283241_2048.jpg?v=1793410124","url":"https:\/\/www.jaybied.com\/products\/we-come-in-peas-26-x-36-wall-tapestry","provider":"Jaybie D.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}