Books That Never Were: Funny Book Cover Wall Tapestries

They're dramatic. They're ridiculous. They're books that don't actually exist - YET.

Welcome to Books That Never Were, where brooding dukes steal Christmas, haunted appliances threaten dinner, and romance takes some truly questionable turns.

These gloriously absurd fictional book covers have escaped the bookshelf and landed on wall tapestries, with more bookish merchandise to come. Because some books are too ridiculous to write, but far too entertaining not to display.