Captain Untangle 26" x 36" Wall Tapestry

About:

Saving humanity. One headphone cord at a time.

When the world needed a hero, it got a man with extraordinary patience and a very specific set of skills.

While other superheroes battle alien invasions and prevent global catastrophes, Captain Untangle fights a quieter war. Earbuds knotted beyond recognition. Charging cables twisted into impossible shapes. Christmas lights that somehow tied themselves together while sitting in a box.

Now, as darkness gathers over the city, humanity's last hope stands ready to face his greatest challenge yet: a drawer full of cables nobody remembers owning.

Featuring the gloriously overdramatic fictional book cover Captain Untangle by Max Powerless, this wall tapestry celebrates a superhero whose greatest weapon isn't super strength or laser vision. It's the ability to find the loose end.

Hang it in your reading nook, home office, gaming room, or wherever your charging cables go to become hopelessly intertwined. Gift it to a superhero fan, a tech enthusiast, or that one person everyone calls when the Christmas lights become a tangled disaster.

Is Captain Untangle a real book? No. Should it be? A city in peril, a hero with nerves of steel, and one headphone cord that refuses to cooperate? Absolutely. The world needs him.

Product features:

• Generously sized 26" × 36" wall tapestry for statement-making displays
• 100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing
• Quick-drying material designed to retain its shape
• Wooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look
• Twine hanging cord included for easy display

Care instructions:

• Sponge clean only