First Contact, Last Nerve 26" x 36" Wall Tapestry

About:

Billions of lives. Twelve galaxies. Could have been an email.

Representatives from twelve galaxies had traveled across the universe for the most important diplomatic summit in recorded history.

The agenda was ambitious. The stakes were astronomical. The meeting was scheduled for forty-five minutes.

Six hours later, the delegates were still debating the wording of the opening statement.

One species demanded a formal vote. Another insisted on creating a subcommittee. A third had been trying to share its screen since the meeting began. And somewhere in the back, an exhausted ambassador was quietly wondering whether the destruction of civilization might actually be preferable.

Featuring the gloriously ridiculous fictional book cover First Contact, Last Nerve by Zorp Q. Diplomatic, this wall tapestry transforms an epic science fiction encounter into the most painfully familiar workplace experience in the universe.

Hang it in your home office, meeting room, reading nook, or wherever unnecessary meetings go to multiply. Gift it to a science fiction enthusiast, a corporate professional, or that coworker who has survived enough meetings to qualify for intergalactic hazard pay.

Is First Contact, Last Nerve a real book? No. Should it be? Twelve galaxies, billions of lives, and an interstellar conference that could have been handled in three sentences? Absolutely. Please see attached.

Product features:

• Generously sized 26" × 36" wall tapestry for statement-making displays
• 100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing
• Quick-drying material designed to retain its shape
• Wooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look
• Twine hanging cord included for easy display

Care instructions:

• Sponge clean only