Teen/Adult Unisex “I’d Fake Date You Anytime” Tee – Bookish Banter wit

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About:
📚 Whether you're a sucker for romantic tropes or just actual blood, this tee blends flirty humor with sharp-edged charm. Featuring a fierce hand clutching a book—dripping with drama—it’s perfect for fans of enemies-to-lovers, fake dating plots, and dark romance reads. Wear it to your next book club or spooky-season binge.

🛍️ Product Features:

• Made with midweight 100% cotton — a perfect balance of durability and comfort
• Breathable for everyday wear, with a sturdy feel that holds its shape wash after wash
• Side seams for shape retention and structural support
• Elastic ribbed knit collar that keeps its form
• Shoulder tape for added durability and reduced stretch
• Ethically produced in Fair Labor Association–certified facilities

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash: cold or warm (max 40°C or 105°F)
• Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat
• Do not dry clean

Each shirt is custom made just for you, so we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for any reason other than a manufacturing defect. Please review the size chart and product details carefully before purchasing!

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50