Teen/Adult Unisex Tee – I’d Rather Be a Fictional Mess (Beam Me Up Edi

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👽🚀 Ready to be beamed up into your favorite fictional world? This playful tee features a UFO shining its spotlight on the phrase “I’d rather be a fictional mess,” making it perfect for sci-fi fans, readers, and daydreamers alike. 🌌📚

With its bold design and comfy fit, this shirt works for everyday wear, library runs, fandom events, or just cozy nights lost in another universe. It’s also a stellar gift for alien enthusiasts and anyone who loves a clever, bookish twist. 🛸✨

🛍️ Product Features:

• Made with midweight 100% cotton — a perfect balance of durability and comfort
• Breathable for everyday wear, with a sturdy feel that holds its shape wash after wash
• Side seams for shape retention and structural support
• Elastic ribbed knit collar that keeps its form
• Shoulder tape for added durability and reduced stretch
• Ethically produced in Fair Labor Association–certified facilities

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash: cold or warm (max 40°C or 105°F)
• Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat
• Do not dry clean

Each shirt is custom made just for you, so we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for any reason other than a manufacturing defect. Please review the size chart and product details carefully before purchasing!

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50