Teen/Adult Unisex Zoomies Tee – Powered by Pure Joy (and Maybe a Squea

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🐾 About:

This bouncing dachshund is here to bring the energy—ears flying, paws pumping, and tail in full wag mode. Whether it’s a post-nap burst or the thrill of a new book, this tee captures that uncontrollable excitement we all feel sometimes. A perfect pick for dog lovers, playful readers, or anyone who knows that sometimes, you just have to zoom.

🛍️ Product Features:

• Made with midweight 100% cotton — a perfect balance of durability and comfort
• Breathable for everyday wear, with a sturdy feel that holds its shape wash after wash
• Side seams for shape retention and structural support
• Elastic ribbed knit collar that keeps its form
• Shoulder tape for added durability and reduced stretch
• Ethically produced in Fair Labor Association–certified facilities

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash: cold or warm (max 40°C or 105°F)
• Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat
• Do not dry clean

Each shirt is custom made just for you, so we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for any reason other than a manufacturing defect. Please review the size chart and product details carefully before purchasing!

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50