The Christmas Ham of Destiny 26" x 36" Wall Tapestry

About:

One kingdom. One prophecy. Extra glaze.

For a thousand years, the ancient prophecy foretold the arrival of a hero who would unite the kingdoms and restore peace to the realm.

Nobody expected the hero to be a ham.

Now, with dragons circling overhead, wizards raising their staffs, and armies gathering beneath the mountains, the fate of civilization rests upon one magnificently glazed Christmas dinner. The chosen one has arrived. Somebody fetch the carving knife.

Featuring the gloriously ridiculous fictional book cover The Christmas Ham of Destiny by Sir Loin of Porkshire, this wall tapestry transforms a holiday centerpiece into the stuff of epic fantasy legend. Because sometimes destiny doesn't arrive on horseback. Sometimes it comes with pineapple rings.

Hang it in your dining room, reading nook, or home library. Gift it to a fantasy enthusiast, a holiday feast fanatic, or the family member who treats Christmas dinner like a sacred quest.

Is The Christmas Ham of Destiny a real book? No. Should it be? Dragons, ancient prophecies, and a legendary ham with the power to unite kingdoms? Absolutely. Pass the glaze.

Product features:

• Generously sized 26" × 36" wall tapestry for statement-making displays
• 100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing
• Quick-drying material designed to retain its shape
• Wooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look
• Twine hanging cord included for easy display

Care instructions:

• Sponge clean only