The Count of Monte Crisco 26" x 36" Wall Tapestry

About:

He waited three hundred years for revenge and lunch.

For three centuries, the Count has plotted his revenge. Empires have risen and fallen. Enemies have come and gone. But one hunger has remained unsatisfied.

Now, beneath a full moon, with a glass of red wine in one hand and a suspiciously cheesy sandwich in the other, he's finally ready to settle the score. Assuming nobody interrupts his lunch.

Featuring the gloriously absurd fictional book cover The Count of Monte Crisco by Brie Stoker, this wall tapestry combines gothic romance, centuries-old grudges, and the kind of sandwich worth waiting an eternity for.

Hang it in your reading nook, home library, or dining area. Gift it to a fan of dramatic historical fiction, vampire stories, or grilled cheese sandwiches. It's an excellent conversation starter for anyone who appreciates literature with a side of melted cheese.

Is The Count of Monte Crisco a real book? Sadly, no. Should it be? Three hundred years of revenge, one perfectly toasted sandwich, and a Count with questionable priorities? Absolutely.

Product features:

• Generously sized 26" × 36" wall tapestry for statement-making displays
• 100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing
• Quick-drying material designed to retain its shape
• Wooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look
• Twine hanging cord included for easy display

Care instructions:

• Sponge clean only