The Golden Ring of Grease 26" x 36" Wall Tapestry

About:

One onion ring to rule them all. No dipping sauce to bind them.

For centuries, kingdoms have fought over the legendary Golden Ring, an artifact of unimaginable power, forged in the fires of an ancient fryer.

Now, as darkness spreads across the land, a fellowship of unlikely heroes must carry the sacred snack to its final destiny. The journey is treacherous. The armies are gathering. And the wizard keeps insisting they should have ordered extra ranch.

Featuring the gloriously ridiculous fictional book cover The Golden Ring of Grease by J. R. R. Toastkin, this wall tapestry transforms an epic fantasy quest into a battle for the world's most important onion ring.

Hang it in your reading nook, home library, or game room. Gift it to a fantasy enthusiast, a devoted onion ring connoisseur, or that friend who can recite an entire trilogy but still can't decide what to order for dinner.

Is The Golden Ring of Grease a real book? No. Should it be? An ancient prophecy, a fellowship of hungry heroes, and one crispy ring to rule them all? Absolutely. But we're going to need more dipping sauce.

Product features:

• Generously sized 26" × 36" wall tapestry for statement-making displays
• 100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing
• Quick-drying material designed to retain its shape
• Wooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look
• Twine hanging cord included for easy display

Care instructions:

• Sponge clean only