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The Last Fruitcake 26" x 36" Wall Tapestry

The Last Fruitcake 26" x 36" Wall Tapestry

Regular price $49.99 USD
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  • Designed by Jaybie D.
  • Made to order
  • Production time 2 to 7 business days
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About:

Humanity survived the apocalypse. Dessert was another matter.

Civilization has crumbled. The universe is in chaos. And somewhere among the ruins, the last surviving fruitcake has become a weapon of mass confection.

Featuring the explosively ridiculous fictional book cover The Last Fruitcake by R. U. Kidding, this wall tapestry brings a little intergalactic disaster to your holiday decor. With an astronaut, a cosmic explosion, and enough airborne fruitcake to threaten an entire solar system, it's the science fiction epic nobody knew they needed.

Hang it in your reading nook, home library, or wherever your family gathers to debate whether fruitcake is technically edible. It also makes a wonderfully unexpected gift for science fiction fans, holiday skeptics, and anyone who has ever received a fruitcake they didn't ask for.

Is The Last Fruitcake a real book? No. Should it be? Humanity deserves to know how this disaster ends.

Product features:

  • Generously sized 26" × 36" wall tapestry for statement-making displays
  • 100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing
  • Quick-drying material designed to retain its shape
  • Wooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look
  • Twine hanging cord included for easy display

Care instructions:

  • Sponge clean only

  26'' × 36''
Width , in 26.00
Length, in 36.00

 

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