Vampire Accountant 26" x 36" Wall Tapestry

About:

He craved her blood. She needed tax help.

He had spent centuries mastering the dark arts, avoiding sunlight, and accumulating a fortune that nobody had ever thought to report to the authorities.

She had one week until the tax deadline.

Their attraction was undeniable. His secrets were ancient. And her shoebox full of receipts threatened to unravel everything. When she asked whether he could help with her deductions, he realized he'd finally met a woman who could truly drain him.

Featuring the deliciously absurd fictional book cover Vampire Accountant by Bella Deduction, this wall tapestry brings gothic romance and financial desperation together in a love story where the stakes are high and the deductions are highly questionable.

Hang it in your reading nook, home office, or accounting department. Gift it to a paranormal romance enthusiast, an accountant with a wicked sense of humor, or that friend who considers tax season a supernatural horror story.

Is Vampire Accountant a real book? No. Should it be? An immortal heartthrob, a mountain of receipts, and a romance that could survive anything except an IRS audit? Absolutely. Love is eternal. Tax deadlines aren't.

Product features:

• Generously sized 26" × 36" wall tapestry for statement-making displays
• 100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing
• Quick-drying material designed to retain its shape
• Wooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look
• Twine hanging cord included for easy display

Care instructions:

• Sponge clean only