We Come in Peas 26" x 36" Wall Tapestry

About:

They traveled forty light-years. They misunderstood the menu.

For generations, humanity has wondered whether we're alone in the universe. What would extraterrestrial visitors want? Would they come bearing advanced technology, warnings of impending doom, or the secrets of interstellar travel?

Apparently, they brought vegetables.

After crossing forty light-years of space, three determined aliens arrive on Earth with what they believe is the ultimate offering of intergalactic goodwill: an enormous bucket of peas. Unfortunately, their translation software has confused a peaceful greeting with a side dish, and first contact is about to become a diplomatic disaster.

Featuring the delightfully absurd fictional book cover We Come in Peas by E. T. Sprout, this wall tapestry transforms humanity's greatest science fiction mystery into a spectacular misunderstanding involving extraterrestrials, a flying saucer, and an unreasonable quantity of green vegetables.

Hang it in your reading nook, home library, kitchen, or game room. Gift it to a science fiction enthusiast, an alien conspiracy theorist, or that friend who has been refusing to eat their peas since childhood.

Is We Come in Peas a real book? No. Should it be? Forty light-years, three confused aliens, and humanity's first interplanetary vegetable exchange? Absolutely. Take us to your peas.

Product features:

• Generously sized 26" × 36" wall tapestry for statement-making displays
• 100% polyester fabric with vibrant, full-color dye-sublimation printing
• Quick-drying material designed to retain its shape
• Wooden top and bottom hangers for a finished, vintage-inspired look
• Twine hanging cord included for easy display

Care instructions:

• Sponge clean only